random insanities.

Urban Dictionary

Tuesday 5 May 2009 @ 12:08

www.urbandictionary.com

This website is uber cool, pl0x. Thanks to UMA for showing it to me, thus inspiring me to go copy. XDD

These are some classic meanings that I absolutely love:

Bella Swan
1. The main character in the Twilight saga, AKA the most annoying bitch in popular English literature. She's whiney, shallow, has a superiority complex, and is a necrophiliac. She's also a Mary Sue that most people love anyway.
Twilight Fangirl: I wish I was Bella Swan!
Sane Person: Why? You want to be a shallow, two-faced bitch?

2. Bella Swan is a whiny cow in the Twilight Saga
Bella Swan: Oh no, Edward and Jacob both love me. -whinge whinge- -cut-

Miley Cyrus
1. A clingy whore when in comes to being an ex-girlfriend of The Jonas Brother's Nick Jonas. She always seems to be singing too loudly for everyone's taste. All her songs are about herself or her fabulous life as Hannah Montana. If all of your friends creepily like her music and her show on Disney Channel, you, as a friend, should be deeply disturbed. You should also feel concerned for your friend's welfare because too much of Miley Cyrus, might turn them into Miley clones and they might start walking around like skinny little sluts with a ratty wig and bad accents. Please take caution when you listen to her music and/or watch her show.

Rachel (:DDDDD)
1. A smart, sassy and sexy young woman who knows things from fashion to film to literature, from Manolo Blahniks to Mahatma Gandhi.
She impressed everybody in the meeting. She's such a Rachel.

2. She's the girl that everyone is jealous of...sexy, fun, smart, outgoing, and easy to talk to. She has a heart of gold and although she might seem bulletproof, she's caring and sensitive on the inside.

3. A girl who isn't afraid to speak her mind or be herself. Watch out boys, she's a heart-breaker. A girl who won't settle for anything but the best, but rightfully so. She doesn't need a man to have a good time.

4. She's the friend you call at 2am when you need someone to tell you that everything's going to be ok. Sweet, comforting, and a great listener.

Cassandra
1. To be the most amazing thing anyone has ever seen. (WAKAO.)
2. The cutest, kindest, most perfect girl in the entire world. (D:)
3. Any girl obsessed with Michael Jackson's music. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

Michael Jackson
1. A made up creature that is used by parents to make their kids do what they are told.
Get in bed now or Michael Jackson will tuck you in at night!

Mentos
1. A mint of some sort that grants you to get away with any little crime. (As shown in most of it's ads)
Me: *ran the speed limit, was pulled over*
Cops: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: No...*pulls out a Mentos and smiles*

Crescent Girls' School
1. A girls school, duh. Known for being loud and being the best. It's also a future school. Cheers, for Crescent.